Ah, E3. Once a year we get a chance to watch the console gaming industry and its major players publicly humiliate themselves, while trying to convince us to buy whatever it is they'll be pedaling to us in the upcoming year. I've tried to stay atop the news as it unfolded during the long week and with so much to talk about, I decided it was best to break my write-up into pieces.
Microsoft:
After the reveal of the Xbox One, which could only be described as a press disaster, Microsoft decided that it was best to spend their E3 press conference being "all about the games". You would think this would be a good thing, seeing as how their reveal
wasn't about the games at all. There were no games. Give me games.
For the game console.
Speaking of game consoles, MS also showed us an "updated" Xbox 360 which looked exactly like the Xbone, and would cost the same as the existing X360. This was a push for us to purchase their soon-to-be-outdated console before the new one hits this November. We were also informed that Xbox Live will be passing out 2 free titles a month for Gold (paying) members until the launch of the Xbone. Something Playstation Plus has been doing since last year. Thanks for joining us Microsoft.
On to the games they announced for the X360:
Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain - MS kicked things off with a trailer for Metal Gear Solid 5. Either the game comes with an optional slow-down/speed-up time function, or the trailer was a rather poor representation of actual gameplay. I'm not a fan of the series, but I don't really hate on it. All I really know is that MGS4 was more interactive cutscene and less video game.
Then we were shown a console specific version of World of Tanks, an online multiplayer game where tanks blow the shit out of each other. Now, as it stands, I don't know a single person that plays or has played World of Tanks on the PC. Frankly speaking, this just sounds like an online patch for Battletanx on the N64. Whatever.
Max: The Curse of Brotherhood. An indie title that seemed to combine the drawing elements of Okami with your standard 2D platformer. Now indie games have surprised me in the past. I'm a huge fan of Bastion and, in fact, most of my favorite games in my steam library are indie titles. However, we'll have to see how the little X360 title does when it hits later this year.
Dark Souls II - Everyone's favorite ragemaker! Little more than a fancy trailer was shown for this one. Though I imagine it's comprised entirely of death and frustration, like it's predecessor.
After telling us all about what we could expect to see on the X360, MS moved into their Xbox One segment.
Ryse: Son of Rome - A game about Roman warfare that seemed rather uninterested in letting you play it. Almost all of the footage from the press conference consisted of quick-time events and cutscenes. It was, however, pretty.
Killer Instinct - Look Microsoft, if we should have learned anything from Squarenix's whole Tomb Raider debacle, it's that we should let franchises from 1996 FUCKING DIE.
Sunset Overdrive - A stylized open-world shooter. Insomniac Games tells us that it's going to be a living world with user-generated content. Sounds like Little Big Planet with guns and free running/parkour. Nifty, but not enough to convince me to shell out the $500 for an Xbone.
Forza Motorsport 5 - These guys actually opened with an ad for McLaren. Appropriate since they brought on stage with them one of two existing McLaren P1's in the world. That's right, Turn 10 Studios brought a CAR. Good for you. Next time, maybe you can bring a gameplay video and impress me with that. What I enjoyed most about the Forza segment wasn't any of the shiny car footage they'd brought with them, but the word "Driveatar". A portmanteau of the words "Drive" and "Avatar". The game learns how you race as you race, then when you're away, creates an AI based on your driving "style". Interesting. But realistic racers will be realistic racers, and for that I'd need a driving wheel, which I have yet to acquire. So I, personally, will stick with my arcade racers.
Minecraft: Xbox One Edition - Okay, the people who like Minecraft are already playing Minecraft on the PC. A small handful might have the Xbox and mobile edition, but I really don't think that adding Minecraft is going to sell you any consoles, Microsoft.
Quantum Break - Promising to combine both television and gaming, I have little to no hope for this game. Defiance already tried that, and it fell flat on it's face. Aside from a shiny trailer with no game footage, we don't have the slightest idea what the story is, who the characters are, why we can stop time apparently... bleh.
D4 - A cel-shaded game about a murder mystery by Swery65. I actually had to look the guy up to find out that he is NOT Suda51, even though the game trailer makes it look and sound like he is.
Project Spark - This title looks like what would happen if Lionhead Studios, the developers of Fable, made their own version of RPG Maker, or a console release of a Blizzard game's map editor. After dicking around a bit, they showed us some clips of what the tiny little in-house (I'm assuming) "community" has created. While some things might have been legitimate games, or just a fun way to spend a Saturday afternoon, I did recognize blatant Limbo and Geometry Wars rip-offs amongst the clips.
Crimson Dragon - A little bummed that this was a Xbone exclusive honestly. From the team that brought us Phantom Dust and more importantly Panzer Dragoon Orta, Crimson Dragon basically looks like a 3D "on-rails" shoot'em up, similar to StarFox. It looked like a spiritual successor to Panzer Dragoon, and as someone who owns Panzer Dragoon, I'm kinda jealous of the Xbone. But not enough to make me buy it.
Dead Rising 3 - Capcom brought open-world zombies to the table, yet again. They also brought a lot of gameplay footage with them, which was something that actually made me happy. It's easy for publishers to forget that those of us who aren't in attendance at E3 won't get to see how these games play, and it's important to make gameplay trailers so that we know what we'll actually be getting our hands on. Otherwise you end up with things like D4 and Quantum Break that I mentioned earlier, which is the high-budget equivalent of showing us the box art. Sure it looks great, but what does it play like?
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - I haven't followed The Witcher franchise, but it's supposed to be some hot-shit fantasy RPG. There was almost as much talking done by the dev as there was trailer time. It promised a "multi-region open world", "dynamic and tactical combat" and to be the "defining achievement of the RPG genre". Frankly speaking, these are all things I've already heard said about Skyrim.
Battlefield 4 - No E3 would be complete without EA waving their modern military shooter dick in everyone's face, and MS got to show off Battlefield 4 during their conference. Now playing at an astounding 60 FRAMES PER SECOND. I'm pretty sure this is something that the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race already had. The highlight of the BF4 segment was watching them fire up the trailer without sound. Now this happened to Crimson Dragon as well, but they just rolled with it. BF4's presenter stopped the trailer and restarted it. When the video lagged out and took forever to load, the guy nearly left the stage! Oops! Sorry! Technical difficulties! Just, uh... go check it out at our booth. It'll be great!
Once the trailer did finally load, it was chock-full of gameplay. Unfortunately, it's the same kind of gameplay we've seen from every other modern military shooter so, UNIMPRESSED.
This was followed by a trailer for a new indie cave-crawler, and some random trailer for an as-of-yet unnamed "triple A" franchise.
Halo - What Xbox would be complete without Halo? The trailer really seemed to rip off Journey pretty hardcore and didn't feature anything besides Master Chief in a ripped cloak and some giant robot. Well, at least MS knows who they're trying to pander to.
Titanfall - Lastly, we got a look at Titanfall, a new game by Respawn Studios (former Infinity Ward employees that didn't get along too well with Activision). It's a sci-fi shooter that actually intrigued me. For starters, it's a sci-fi shooter that isn't Halo. Second, giant fucking robots. It looks as if everyone gets their own "Titan", which is a giant mech suit that you get to pilot the same way you moved around as a foot solider. Just from watching the trailer, the game felt really solid. Standard FPS mechanics, implemented in a sci-fi universe with giant robots and jet-packs. I honestly wouldn't care if this game didn't come with a singleplayer mode. The multiplayer looks awesome enough.
That wraps up the Microsoft conference and my opinions on just about everything. Next up, I'll be tackling Ubisoft and how Jerry Cantrell is NOT a McLaren P1.
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